I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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