I'm lost and stupid without you.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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