they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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