Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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