dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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