we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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