I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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