doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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