Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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