we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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