About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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