apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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