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Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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