have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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