yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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