Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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