Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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