that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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