if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i will never coherently bang her
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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