Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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