There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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