it wasn't lemon gatorade
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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