Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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