sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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