I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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