it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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