I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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