Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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