Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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