Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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