last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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