butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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