She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Randomize