I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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