you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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