We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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