Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
