I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
he quoted the bible to break up with me
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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