I wish I could punch you in the face.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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