id be glad to
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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