He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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