so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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