nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
