The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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