I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Me too!
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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