Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I wish you could order shots online.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
