It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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