But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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