Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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