i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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