make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
