I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
How external is "for external use only"?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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