this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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