Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
