You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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