Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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