And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I understand Curling. That high.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The uberlube is also flammable
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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